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A Premonition of Internet Connection to Come

My internet connection has been shit lately. Playing something online is like being in a dark room with a strobe light. I’m walking, next minute I’m across the room and don’t know how I got there just random sporadic movements. I’ve been playing Elder Scrolls Online and was in a dungeon with people. I couldn’t even do anything! My goal…

Counting Down To Independence

In 10 days 4 hours 52 minutes and 15 seconds, I will officially have my license. No more L (loser) plates for me. No more having to only drive with a full license person in the car. I’m going to be able to drive ALONE and take myself out. I’ll be able to go down the street without Brendan and…

I’m In Love With A Vacuum

And This Vacuum Will Suck Your Balls Off Your Body! We finally agreed on a vacuum yesterday. It only took about a month. My carpets could not be happier for it. Our price range changed about 5 times but eventually Brendan came to see things from my point of view. This was going to be the vacuum that in 20…

Reminder – Your Body Needs Some Rubbing

The last time I had a full body massage was 6 years ago. The time before that was never. So, that was my first and last time. I went to Tasmania with my best friend and before we flew home I thought it would be cool for us to kill some time and get massages. Neither of us have ever…

Fallin’ Off The Wagon (Or Is It On?) EYOFS!!!

I’m not even going to comment on the things I haven’t posted about. My birthday was probably the biggest one (back in May) but then again it’s just a birthday. It was real good though (I went to the zoo) and the whole weekend Brendan and I just kicked it. Besides that, I’ve bought a lot of shit. Spent a…