Tag: new

I’m In Love With A Vacuum

And This Vacuum Will Suck Your Balls Off Your Body! We finally agreed on a vacuum yesterday. It only took about a month. My carpets could not be happier for it. Our price range changed about 5 times but eventually Brendan came to see things from my point of view. This was going to be the vacuum that in 20…

Reminder – Your Body Needs Some Rubbing

The last time I had a full body massage was 6 years ago. The time before that was never. So, that was my first and last time. I went to Tasmania with my best friend and before we flew home I thought it would be cool for us to kill some time and get massages. Neither of us have ever…

Fallin’ Off The Wagon (Or Is It On?) EYOFS!!!

I’m not even going to comment on the things I haven’t posted about. My birthday was probably the biggest one (back in May) but then again it’s just a birthday. It was real good though (I went to the zoo) and the whole weekend Brendan and I just kicked it. Besides that, I’ve bought a lot of shit. Spent a…

The Thing About Nail Shops

There’s so much to do and only 2 days to do it. I haven’t been in the mood to really do anything. I’m just sitting here waiting for my period and when I wait the whole world stops and waits too cause I refuse to be a functioning member of society until then! I did get my nails done so…

The License

With all the fun stuff that’s been going on I’ve been putting off a follow up to my journey to independence… The License. I previously wrote about how I lack driving knowledge. This includes how to drive in all aspects. I get nervous just turning the key in the ignition. However, it’s come to my attention that I’m fucking old…