Ode to KFC 🍗 (a poem written by me)

Why you do this to me?
You gave something cheap,
But you never give anything for free.
No deals.
No discounts.
No free delivery.
Just 15 wicked wings for 10 dollars,
Which you took away from me,
How can this be?
It wasn’t around for long.
It was fleeting at best,
But I ate almost 100 wings,
Was this a test?
So, until the next deal,
Which is mostly yearly,
I bid you farewell,
I love your thighs dearly❤️

Back story

KFC never have deals and the one thing I love are the wicked wings. Usually they’re $12 for 10 wings but they did a deal where it was $10 for 15 so I went nuts and ate about 100 during that 2 week promo. Not saying I’m proud but I’m not saying I’m mad.

It’s been years since I’ve written any sort of poetry and this was written on the last day of the deal while waiting in the KFC parking lot.

It was an emotional day….

  One thought on “Ode to KFC 🍗 (a poem written by me)

  1. March 24, 2021 at 12:23 pm

    Well this sure brighten my day! 🤣

    Liked by 1 person

  2. March 24, 2021 at 11:26 pm


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