Valentine’s Day Lameness

Found this shit on Facebook.

I’m lame enough to fill it out but not lame enough to post it (on my feed)

Here’s our story: Brendan & Tia

How’d you guys meet?
Met him at a club. Got fucked up. Didn’t touch him. But there was definitely a spark just from looking at each other.

First date? 
I don’t think we had one. It was awhile before we had one because we went straight into living together and being broke. Maybe my birthday? 2 months after being together.

How long have you all been together?
2 years next month.

Age difference?
3..

Who was interested first?
Brendan says him cause he persistently msged me.

Who is taller?
Definitely Brendan

Who said I love you first?
Brendan said him.

Most impatient?
Brendan says me.

Most sensitive?
He’s still pointing at me.

Loudest?
Fucking Brendan. Without a doubt.

Most Stubborn? 
I don’t think I am but apparently it’s me.

Falls asleep first?
100% Brendan. As he puts it. I sleep the longest but he sleeps first.

Cooks better?
“Tia”

Better morning person?
The dude is up at 7am every morning and is so fucking chirpy it makes me sick. I have to go back to bed.

Better driver? 
Until I drive it’s him.

Most competitive?
Brendan cause I generally don’t care. “that’s a loser excuse” – Brendan

Funniest?
That’s actually a big debate in our house. He has his hand up. My humor is more sarcastic and subtle… He thinks he’s hilarious though so I don’t know.

Where do you eat out most as a couple? 
Mcdonalds, kfc or Jessie’s pizza.

Who is more social?
Without a doubt Brendan. I hate people. He thrives in it.

Who is the neat freak?
We’re both pretty messy but I’m the one who incites cleaning.

Where was your first kiss?
On my bed.

Do you get flowers often? 
I get them. Want more. But I dont know where I’d put them so we’d have to talk about it.

How long did it take to get serious?
Met once. Got obsessed. 2nd time meeting and we were on.

Plans for date night?
Shots. Shit movies. And lots of food (that I cook)

Who picks where you go to dinner?
Me. Definitely me.

Who is the first one to admit they’re wrong?
Brendan is great with it. But I’ve come a long way.

Who wears the pants in the relationship?
We both do but… We’re learning..

Who cries more?
Me. Fuckin’ me!

Who has more tattoos?
Probably Brendan by default.

Who sings better?
Omg!! Me!! I got this shit down. And I’m an OG. I make my own music.

Hogs the remote?
No one cause it’s usually thrown on the ground.

Spends the most?
Me

Did you go to the same school?
Absolutely not.

Farthest you’ve traveled together? 
We went to Sydney together. That’s it. Then covid happened the next next month lol.

Who drives when you are together?
I still can’t drive by the end of this post.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the single and the taken.
Here’s the most fitting VDay card I gifted to my one and only. I don’t think there’s anything that screams romance more than this ❤️
P.s, he loved it.

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